Recipes (sort of)
I do follow the recipe. I swear! All the time! Yet I can never remember what I did the moment I finish cooking. The next time I try and make the same dish, let me tell you, it’s NOT the same.
I follow recipe steps like vague suggestions to immediately ignore. Whatever Costco ingredient I have or have not in the house also mixes things up.
90% of the time I’m completely winging it. I’ll make a tweak here, a funky overhaul there, usually inspired by the amount of tequila I’m having while cooking. When I'm immediately done I watch these Bourdain-inspired adjustments vanish into thin air before the pan even cools.
Decided I'm gonna document my process. Might as well share it.
Seriously though, ya all don’t need to tell me something’s wrong or missing. I know. Use your own risk. 😄
If anyone ever asks what the recipe is I'm happy to say, “Check out the website, kid. Call me if you have any questions.” 🤘🏽
